For a makeover week this was pretty boring.  Hardly any of the girls hair changed at all.  Only one person cried and  threatened to leave the show (Bre) and she even calmed down pretty quick.  I want hell and damnation around here and all I got was crying and stalking off to the bathroom.  I mean honestly, Lisa got chopped but she was pretty cool about after the initial shock.  Alexandria was practically having an orgasm over her cut.  ”I have never cried so much because I was happy.”  And Bre didn’t even overturn a table or have an hour long cry in the confessions booth.  Poo.  Everyone else looked like they got a trim.  Nothing special.

The best makeover of the night was Nigel.  I honestly always wondered what he’d look like with hair and I can’t say I like it.  I am shocked that he had a full head though.  Who knew?

What do you think about these words the girls were given?  I love the idea of branding.  If I was half way serious about this blog I would think about branding and really focusing up but this is just for fun to soothe the tv junkie inside of me.  I will say Kayla (who they only turned back to red) had the hardest time with her word.  She wants to be the spokesmodel for LGBT but the guy said to her, “That’s so five years ago.”  Being a lesbian isn’t enough anymore.  Wow.  That is a bold statement but I guess what he’s saying is we already know you’re a lesbian and we’re totally ok with that.  Now what do you have to offer?  The branding he gave her was “free.”

Bianca was given “candid” and I think she let it get to her head.  Maybe that’s what they want though.  They want these girls to eat, sleep and breathe these words and then exemplify them in everything they do, say, wear, eat…  You know, I think I’d just like to be myself.  Which truth be told, Lisa can.  Right?  ”Daring.”  Yeah, I think she can do that.

I don’t know about you but I was a little grossed out by the photo shoot.  Those girls had hot dog fixing dripping all over their bodies.  Hot fudge.  Whip cream.  Yes.  Green chili’s and onions.  No.  Not working for me.  They got some cute shots of some of the girls but I am amazed at the level these girls are supposedly at that we’re not getting stunning photo after stunning photo.  I want every single photo from every single girl to be breathtaking.  These are mostly just blah.  Ho hum.  Boring.  I’m already waiting with bated breath until we whittle down the competition.  Get rid of half of these chicks and then we’ll see something fierce.

I’m not even going to touch the new Tyra-isms.  Get over yourself!  Ty-overs.  Please.

As you may have guessed I could care less that Sheena went home.  I really hope this gets better.  I had really high hopes because these girls are supposed to be professionals and so far I have been let down.  But the good stuffs to come right?

ANTM is on Wednesdays at 8pm on The CW.