ANTM All Stars: Coco Rocha
Is it just me or were all the photos bad from the touch football game? It’s like all the girls besides Kayla forgot they were models and were just posing at a game with friends. Kayla clearly deserved to win that one.
I LOVED this photo shoot with Coco Rocha. She is aMAYzing. She looked different in every single shot. That’s where this becomes an art and not just taking pretty photos. Heaven knows I could use a little of that art in my photos. Maybe I’ll try aggression next time. Pretty scream into the camera. That’s so funny to think about. What would my husband do if I screamed at him through the camera? Hilarious. Or the photographer at Target during my family pic? That would be a riot.
So happy Allison got a good photo. She looked like a deer caught in the headlights the whole time. And when she tried screaming? Oh my gosh that was a crack up. I just love her so much I hate to see her struggle with anything. I WANT HER TO WIN!!!!!! I love her quirkiness and unexpected beauty. Go Allison!!
Dominique looked amazing in her photo shoot and at panel. I think they’re right that she is really developing and coming into her own. Stunning.
I’m still amazed at the ridiculously bad photos that are coming out of this season but I’m blown away by the good ones.
btw I couldn’t blog the last two weeks but can you believe how uppity Shannon got when Bianca had a real concern about her phone time being allotted correctly? ”I’m a sensitive spirit and I don’t like conflict.” I’m sorry but what conflict was Bianca throwing out? She was speaking in a completely civilized tone using appropriate language. And then Lisa. Now you know I love Lisa because she is a drama queen but please. Give me a break. She went off on Bianca for no reason. Now I know Bianca likes to tell it like it is and causes problems but this time I felt she was completely justified. Stupid girls.
Phew. It feels good to get that off my chest. Can’t wait for next week. This season is truly spectacular.
Where you surprised Bre went home last night? I kind of was but that was a craptastic photo shoot.
ANTM is on next week (with Kathy Griffin. squeeeel) on Wednesday at 8pm on The CW.


I know I will show how truly out of touch I am but who the crap is Kristin Cavallari? One of the girls said she was on The Hills which I don’t watch but at least I know what it is. But why should I trust her fashion sense? You probably know her and trust her but she is a big fat nobody to me. But I bet all these girls have MTV and are thrilled that she’s there. Have I just illustrated how out of touch I am?
Winning team is safe from elimination and the 6 girls on the losing team will be the only ones judged at panel. Scary.






Nicole!!!! I thought for sure it was going to be Laura after this episode. For sure. She pulled off a great commercial and her runway walk was more “normal” than Nicole’s but Nicole won out in the end. I love Nicole but her runway was comical. I’m glad Tyra and Nigel thought it was signature. I didn’t like Laura’s walk either but Tyra loved it.
You know, I’m not really a big fan of the dancing challenges. Maybe I’m just not in the know but are models required to dance on the runway? Maybe in very specific shows for certain designers but it can’t be such a huge thing for their career right? Anyway, I just hate that it totally embarrasses some of the girls. I know I’m being too sensitive but my heart just breaks for girls like Nicole that can’t dance worth beans. She seemed to be fine though so I’m just going to shut up now.
That cliff jump was pretty spectacular. It totally didn’t look very high. Now modeling while jumping off a cliff that’s got to be tricky. My face would probably have some sort of freak expression on it while I was falling. The girls did great.
I know we’re half way through the season but I think we can pick up here and still be OK. I feel like I know the girls better anyway so now is when it starts getting fun.
I’m just going to skip straight to the point today- yeah the dancing was pretty bad (and pointless really) but holy crap I want to hire a makeup/hair artist and have them exactly replicate Allison’s look this week. Where would I wear that too? The grocery store? I don’t really care- I absolutely was in love with it this week. The color! The setting! and then Tyra goes and prints the photos in Sepia!?! I’m not a photographer, so maybe I’m just missing something. Please someone set me straight, because this was one of the first times I couldn’t wait for panel just to see the photos, and then it was like. . . .what? Still gorgeous, but not at all what I was expecting.
You’ll have to indulge me for a moment- “Fo is no mo’!” I’ve been waiting to say that for weeks. Yes she’s adorable- but did I think she had what it takes to model? No. Too many insecurities, not a single designer wanted to sign her, and she had a really weird photo shoot.
Sorry I’ve been a little MIA with this one lately, especially since they had one of my favorite photo shoots ever a couple of weeks back (the one that looked like they had all been in a paintball fight- the pictures were stunning).
I missed the first fifteen minutes of the show so I can’t comment on that part of it but hello. How hilarious was the pose off? I loved the stage they had set and I loved the outfits of everyone in the audience. Celia really did steal the show. She was awesome. It did crack me up though when both girls were on the floor posing against each other.
was just a tad bit disappointing though. Celia cried a little bit, just like I predicted, but I actually loved her super blonde faux hawk- even if it does look like she has a few too many “bump-its” in place. I also loved Londons short blonde crop. It was super edgy. I thought Kortneys red mane was horrific, a little like horse hair- and looks even worse with her fake tan- she’s just red all over. At panel Allison got a lot of praise for her big blonde weave, but I about laughed out loud when the one judge called her “alien-esque” and Tyra thought that was a compliment! Tyra also called her “quirky” which I think just means scared- because I swear in every pose she looks like one of those big eyed, scared kittens (the kind you see plastered to Angela from The Office’s cubicle). Then we get to Fo- as the episode went on she seriously got on my last nerve. I just about lost it when she told us her hair felt like she was back on food stamps- “but worse.” Really? I mean I understand the tears over hair, but have you never watched Top Model before? and how old are you? five? The thing is, I absolutely love her look- and I loved the haircut. You’ve got to accentuate the things that are different about you, and for Fo that’s her freckles- which were hidden behind her hair. I was so happy she almost went home, but not that sad to see Jessica go either. If not for her arrogant attitude I might not have even noticed she had left. Her parting words were fantastic, “I’m way prettier than some of the girls here.” Rather poignant seeing as that’s why she went home, resting on pretty. I also have to say I threw up a little bit in my mouth when “Miss Jay” put on that weave and started prancing around the salon. It’s like him and Tyra are two peas in a pod- both have to be the center of attention.